But this one section of his beard is so fantastic. See how it's all swirly? It's like there's a hurricane of hair that's been working its way up his jawline and is about to make landfall on his earlobe. Oh no! Board up your houses, right ear townsfolk! Stock up on tiny little loaves of bread and 1/100 gallons of milk!
I just like to come up next to him and make stormy swooshing noises.