When I rearranged my RSS feeds into various folders, I should have probably put the Onion entries in something other than the "News" folder. It's far too easy to confuse CNN's duct tape no magic cure for warts, study finds with the Onion's DNA evidence frees man after 15 years of marriage article. I'm in a hotel room tonight, watching the Weather Channel tonight because it's the only thing on TV that doesn't make me angry at America. If democracy doesn't exhaust me, the Lifetime channel may do me in completely. Football ... football may be the only thing that saves me.