I'm Ms. Crankypants today. So I'm just going to give you some links. These cards should be given out in abundance in restaurants. I really need to make some.

And this article in Forbes by Michael Noer just annoyed the crap out of me. Even the rebuttal from Elizabeth Corcoran they added after the fact pissed me off (picking a partner is like training a puppy? WTF?). But apparently the reason I got divorced was I got paid too much. Silly me, I should have just quit my job.

Just in case Forbes takes it down (again), you can get to an archive of Noer's article on agreatnotion's web site.